So, we were talking the other day. She wants to get married. Have kids. Reasonable thing to do at 30 everywhere. In Detroit, a lot of time, we get the feeling that we are getting ancient. By we, I mean guys and girls. It isn't just my girl friends. These are sentiments shared by my guy friends as well. Pressure pressure pressure. Because, really, what else is there to do? (I am dripping with sarcasm when I say this, but please realize I am echoing the opinions many in this city have. I do not share with them in this idea mind you.)
"Well," I ask, "What are you going to do about it?"
"My mom suggested this website. Plenty of Fish.com"
"Oh!?" I say, "How is that working out for you?"
"These guys are stupid, but whatever."
"Hmm." I reply. "What else, then? Because meeting people at bars is lame."
"Well, I think I need to meet as many guys as possible and someone gave me an idea. Do you want to hear it?"
"Do tell." I encouraged.
My friend went about explaining that she is now calling guys "Distractions". She reasons, probably rightly, that it is too early for her to jump into another serious relationship. However, she also reasons that she should meet as many guys as possible. She is aiming for 5 guys that she talks to, texts, goes out to dinner with, and no going into the bedroom with at all times. So, because most of these guys turn out to be losers, she is vowing to get a phone number every time she goes somewhere whether it be Gander Mountain (because she likes guys that are into the Outdoors thing like camping and bow and arrow hunting) or a restaurant. Any guy. Must have 5 at all times.
Interesting concept. I will continue to update results...
Interesting concept. I will continue to update results...